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Hoje venho falar-vos de um tema que não tem nada a ver com este blogue.
{{Today I[‘ve] come to talk to you about a topic that has nothing to do with this blog.}}

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Esqueçam as receitas, os projetos ‘DIY’, ou a bricolage.
{{Forget recipes, DIY projects, or do-it-yourself.}}

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Hoje venho falar-vos de séries.
{{I’m here to talk to you about [television] series today.}}

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É verdade, decidi partilhar convosco as séries que vejo.
{{It’s true, I’ve decided to share with you the series (TV shows) that I watch.}}

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Quem não gosta de passar as tardes de domingo no sofá a ver séries e a comer pipocas?
{{Who doesn’t like to spend their Sunday afternoons on the couch watching series and eating popcorn?}}

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Eu confesso — adoro!
{{I confess — I love it!}}

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Mas nem sempre é possível.
{{But it’s not always possible.}}

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Já nem falo nos mil projetos que tenho para pôr em prática no blogue,
{{I won’t even mention the thousand projects I have to put into practice in the blog anymore,}}

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ou nas duas mil coisas que há sempre para fazer em casa.
{{or the 2000 things there are always to do at home.}}

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Vejam se isto não vos acontece também —
{{See if this doesn’t happen to you too –}}

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Sento-me no sofá, pego no comando, vem o miúdo e diz,
{{I sit on the couch, I pick up the remote, the kid comes and says,}}

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“Mãe, ajuda-me com os trabalhos de casa’.
{{“Mom, help me with my homework.”}}

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Sento-me no sofá, pego no comando, vem o marido e diz,
{{I sit on the couch, I pick up the remote, the husband comes and says,}}

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“Passas-me esta camisa a ferro?”
{{“Will you iron this shirt for me?”}}

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Sento-me no sofá, pego no comando, vêm os dois e dizem,
{{I sit on the couch, I pick up the remote, they both come and say,}}

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“Vamos andar de bicicleta?”
{{“Let’s ride bikes?”}}

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Sento-me no sofá, pego no comando e vem o gato.
{{I sit on the couch, I pick up the remote, and the cat comes.}}

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Esse não diz nada, mas, se pudesse, diria,
{{That one doesn’t say anything, but if it could, it would say,}}

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“Dá-me comida, humano!”
{{“Give me food, human!”}}

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Sento-me no sofá, pego no comando e toca o telefone,
{{I sit on the couch, pick up the remote, and the phone rings,}}

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“É urgente! Não tenho nada para vestir!
{{“It’s urgent! I have nothing to wear!}}

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Vens às compras comigo?”
{{Will you come shopping with me?”}}

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Todas temos aquela amiga que adora passar horas a experimentar roupa no centro comercial.
{{We all have that friend who loves to spend hours trying on clothes at the mall.}}

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Eu odeio.
{{I hate it.}}

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Prefiro ficar no sofá a ver séries.
{{I’d rather stay on the couch watching series.}}

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Se calhar, é porque isso acontece uma vez a cada dois meses.
{{Maybe that’s because it happens once every two months.}}

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Mas, quando acontece, aproveito para ver um episódio de The Morning Show,
{{But when it happens, I take the opportunity to watch an episode of The Morning Show,}}

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ou de Grace and Frankie, por exemplo.
{{or Grace and Frankie, for example.}}

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Esta última é uma série muito honesta, e divertida, sobre envelhecer.
{{This last one is a very honest, fun series about growing old.}}

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Ou então, vejo um episódio de Big Little Lies.
{{Or I’ll watch an episode of Big Little Lies.}}

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Eu sei, a série perde o encanto na segunda temporada,
{{I know, the series loses its charm in the second season,}}

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mas eu ainda estou na primeira, ok?
{{but I’m still on the first, ok?}}

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À noite, aqui em casa, vemos sempre um bom ‘reality-show’.
{{At night here at home, we always watch a good reality show.}}

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Já sei o que estão a pensar, “Não acredito que vês isso!”
{{I already know what you’re thinking, “I can’t believe you watch that!”}}

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É verdade, vejo. E gosto.
{{It’s true, I watch it. And I like it.}}